Celtic fans in mass food poisoning alert

Celtic fans from all over Britain have been phoning in their bosses with complaints of stomach cramps. nausea, and flu like symptoms all morning. Steven Scott from a well known bottling plant near Cumbernauld has said "Its incredible, we have had over twenty people phoned in sick for their shift today and every one of them supports Celtic. We can only assume that there was maybe a few dodgy pies at Aberdeen last weekend". Another strange fact has emerged from sources at Strathclyde police who have informed us that there are 220 buses full of Celtic supporters due to pass through their area today and reports are slowly filtering through that a miracle cure can be found in the Manchester area.



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220 Busloads of hoops fans leave for Manchester and thats only from Scotland