Celtic have reportedly made a move for S&M star Daniel Ljuboja at a starting bid of 1.5 million pounds. Thats Serbia and Montenegro in case anyone thinks they are in the wrong messageboard.
We have decided that instead of doing a report on the player we will instead give you the template used by a well known newspaper on a Monday And a Friday and you can fill it youselves
Exclusive Celts launch £(insert price tag in line with MrMurray's famous "if they spend a fiver" Speech) bid to land (Throw dart at map of Europe, Hugh is not allowed to do this for Health and safety reasons )strike star
By Colin Duncan And Hugh Keevins
CELTIC have launched a £(see MrMurray's speech above )bid to land (random crap nations) World Cup star( insert random under-achiever)
The Parkhead club have already held discussions with (insert dart location )aimed at bringing the striker to Glasgow as Gordon Strachan steps up his efforts to strengthen his squad.
Celtic boss Strachan has received glowing scouting reports on the powerful (insert height over 6 foot ) hitman he views as an ideal replacement for John Hartson.
The manager is hoping to supplement his team with at least three new faces before the transfer deadline closes at the end of the month and (random under acheiver ) tops his list (after the 30 or so targets we have already linked with them )along with (insert championship team) left-back (random champ manager left back) .
(insert ground of championship team ) manager (refer to champ manager again ) yesterday confirmed Celtic's interest in the 26-year-old defender who is likely to cost the champions £(under half a mill )
Sources in (larger area surrounding dart )last night confirmed the interest in (world cup under achiever )and it's understood (dart location ) are more than willing to do business.