Mark Viduka and it will be described as a signing that will set us back decades as he is a Celtic 'legend' and we are up in arms about him signing for the huns, and ready to lynch WGS, Lawell and Quinn because of it, not mentioning the fact the fat twat is 5 years and 5 stone past his prime!
Steven Naismith (and will be described in the Scottish press as the signing of the year / decade / millenium) and will highlight his SPHell goalscoring record and the fact Arsenal had him on trial, announcing it in the papers as 'Gers Sign Wonderkid From Under Wengers Nose' and ignore the fact no one heard of him until last summer and he's had an average season
Chris Killen and again it will be a massive coup, never mind the only reason hes been signed is because he cost HeeHaw!
Although during the signing of these duds, various stories will appear in the Scottish Loyal rags claiming Viera, Gattuso, Ronaldo, Messi, Rooney, Christiano Ronaldo, Nakamura, Larsson, Pele, Di Stefano etc etc etc NEARLY signed for them, only some technicality prevented it.
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